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I feel just as lucky as when some nice stranger from Nigeria is offering me 10 billion dollars to help with some simple transaction, because today I got 3 job offers from the same “company”‘s, north-europ.com, 3 nice “employees”.

Check out the email from Rodrigo@north-europ.com

Speech of welcome

We are in a hurry to offer you position in the building Company.
In few words our Company provides huge circle of building services like
building, landscaping, interior and exterior design of premises, houses etc.

We offer you:
– career growth
– flexible working day
– minimal requirements to become the part of our team

Job description:
– type of work: part time position
– the place to work: your home office
– territory of work: you area(city)
– salary: 60.000 euro per year + percents of transactions
– principle of work: work with clients/partners getting tasks online

If you are interested please respond with the C.V. or minimal contact data to the e-mail:Rodrigo@north-europ.com

Attention!
We are interested in cooperation to the people who live in Europe.

Or the one from shelby@north-europ.com

Salutation

We are in a hurry to offer you position in the building Company.
In few words our Company provides huge circle of building services like
building, landscaping, interior and exterior design of premises, houses etc.

We offer you:
– career growth
– flexible working day
– minimal requirements to become the part of our team

Job description:
– type of work: part time position
– the place to work: your home office
– territory of work: you area(city)
– salary: 60.000 euro per year + percents of transactions
– principle of work: work with clients/partners getting tasks online

If you are interested please respond with the C.V. or minimal contact data to the e-mail:Shelby@north-europ.com

Attention!
We are interested in cooperation to the people who live in Europe.

I’m wondering what these scamsters are up to?!  😉

Why can’t I own a Canadian?

August 12th, 2010 | Posted by Niels Klint in FUN - (0 Comments)

My friend Per send me this yesterday and its such good fun (and also a bit scary)…
Have fun!

Why can’t I own a Canadian?

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that,
homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus
18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man,
and posted on the Internet. It’s funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I
have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that
Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination … End of
debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other
elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you
clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of Menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how
do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors.
They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than
homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there
‘degrees’ of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I
have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading
glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room
here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.
19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes
me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments
made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also
tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go
to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?
Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family
affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy
considerable expertise in such matters, so I’m confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan.

James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,
Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education
University of Virginia PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn’t own a
Canadian)

iPhone 4 vs. HTC Evo 4G

August 2nd, 2010 | Posted by Niels Klint in FUN - (1 Comments)

Yeah, its rather old – more than a month, but its still great fun!

Google decided to make a cool video showing how fast Google Chrome is compared to a potato, the sound and the lightning…

Yes, as you can see below Chrome is winning against those 3!

But it didnt take Norwegian browser Opera much time to “reply” with a even cooler and more funny video – DAMN, Opera is just soooo much faster than cooking a potato!

Great answer from Google

March 8th, 2010 | Posted by Niels Klint in FUN - (0 Comments)

Comedy.com has made this “interview” with Google Spokesman Chip Dunn who nicely explains that Google is the master of the Univers and that we all just have to live with all the copies Google makes…  mentioning Buzz (Twitter & Facebook copy), Nexus (iPhone copy) and Google Maps (Map Quest copy) ect….
Yeah, Chip explains that Google is so powerful that they can even get us stupid users to sign up for Wave even though Google and we dont know what to use it for…  😉
SWEET!

Haha…  check lige denne stilling i Ishøj – en søgemaskineekspert som skal have styr på logiske søgeord og have IT-erfaring indenfor web..
Er det allerede 1. april?
Søgemaskineekspert til logiske søgeord

This is really a super joke Google is making here – check out this clip from The Onion where Google is telling about their new Google product “Google Opt Out” – a product sending you to a remote village – damn, these Googlelers are just such nice people.

And I love the big G you get in your forehead when you return from Google Opt Out village..  😉


Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

Haha.. you gotta be kiddin!! a Polish woman is blaming and suing an Egyptian Hotel for her 13 yo daughters pregnancy…  it must be the swimming pool…
Oh my..  how can people be so ignorant?
Link to Danish newspaper.

Enhedslisten København brillierer!

January 21st, 2009 | Posted by Niels Klint in Copenhagen | FUN - (0 Comments)

Enhedslisten i København forstår sandelig at vise deres prioriteter i en tid, hvor danskerne (og det meste af verden) har lidt økonomi (og en krig med våbenhvile) at tænke på..

Det bliver ikke nemmere at tage jer alvorligt…

Niels in Kindergarden

October 30th, 2008 | Posted by Niels Klint in Friends | FUN - (0 Comments)

Oh I love Facebook when stuff like this happens – a good OLD friend of mine just wrote me to link..  I havent seen Michael for quite some time (15 years maybe?!)…

Anyway check out what I found in his profile – ME in kindergarden in Esbjerg!!!
Cute, right?

Can you find me?